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During the excavation of a prehistoric site a renowned archeologist meets via a divine vision a mysterious hermit he warns him that an ancestral curse will threaten the whole of mankind on the sixth of february 2023 after extensive research and with the assistance of his friend john a high-ranking scientist ben discovers the dreadful truth every living human will be taken over on that date resulting in a bloody alien revolution indeed aliens have developed a powerful weapon to kill from a long distance and take control of the earth their plan is simple on the date in question from their planet plutanus 91 the aliens a malevolent evil species will transmit via fm radio waves and wi-fi a cosmic nuclear alpha wave that will seize control of each human’s right hand causing it to attack the rest of the body thus transformed into a headhand they will become the plutanian’s slaves who will then colonise the earth and make huge profits on the interstellar stock exchange the biggest market place in the cosmos what is forseen comes to pass planet earth is stricken by chaos a horrific scene as each earthling is enslaved by his own right hand despite resistance from the left one some of which are amputated to serve as an example from that moment on their right hand takes the place of the head and begins to speak in a satanic extra-terrestrial language during his research ben finds a way to get back in touch with the hermit who is in fact jesus christ as he discovers when the hermit removes his hood and cloak in a poignant moment jesus reveals his true earthly mission he is an immortal interstellar bounty hunter he’s put a contract out on the heads of the most wanted and terrifying aliens in the galaxy the plutanians his ship broke down and he landed way too early on planet earth resulting in many misunderstandings the three heroes pull jesus’ spacecraft to john’s laboratory as jesus sets about repairing his ship the three men go in search of the chief hand in order to exterminate it the chief hand which came to life on the body of a famous politician is in fact the cosmic antichrist commonly known to humans as satan the three men slaughter the politician and several other people hands fall and arms with them jesus takes back control and returns love to the centre of the world by broadcasting a song by the king ‘you are always on my mind’ the humans who became headhands have undergone a brutal evolution yet they finally have the possibility of a better and more ecological world